***For Sale***

Well, hello all you followers, we have a deal for you...a pure bred St. Bernard for a steal. He is such a wonderful pain joy to have around.
He likes to eat just about anything you give him, dog food, cat food, scraps meant for the chickens. He does like to chew on lots of things like puppy bones, chairs, benches, kids shoes, mice we have killed and our masters hand, but hey he is a pup.
He loves attention, in fact that is why we are wanting to get rid of him, we now don't get any as much as we used to. That dog just wiggles his back end and melts everyones heart, they squat down and talk jibberish to him and pat his head. You would think he was the king of the porch or head of the ranch or something...

As you can see he doesn't mind getting all grimy and wading in the stream out back, but he is just too much for our taste. Any reasonable offer will be taken and we are sure that he will enjoy his new life on your front step.

Sincerely,