A message from the Frederick Cats.

Yeessss, you see the folks here were a little bit desperate for a dog or something. We come to find out that they finally realized that he wasn't fixed, so they spent mucho money on getting him fixed; in our humble opinion he still is messed up BIG TIME. We could've told them right away something wasn't right with him, but they probably wouldn't have listened. So he comes home from getting fixed and thinks he owns the place....HA HA...think again

ha ha...we are still laughing about the "Cone of Shame" he had to wear. We personally think that he should have to wear that thing non stop, it would save our owners a lot of trouble. You see that "Cone of Shame" would have prevented the dummy goof ball from going into the culvert. Yes, we said the culvert. The owners got concerned as to where he was, WHO CARES where he is! So they go around calling and calling for him and he whines back; they check the out buildings and finally realize he is under the drive in the culvert. What a dummy, we think they took his brains out when they fixed him, oh wait he didn't have any to begin with...dumb dog. You see he is just a floppy doopy dog, his feet are soo big that they make him trip, his tail is so long he knocks everything down when he wags it (which is all of the time) and he does NOT know how to eat or drink. We are trying to figure out what was going on in the brains of our owners to buy another dog. They say he is suppose to be three times the size he is now...ummm...duh...do they realize that he will be at least 150 pounds? Do they realize what a huge pest he will become? He reveals us while hunting birds, he eats our animals that we half kill and totally grosses out our owners, and now there is talk about building this awfully large manision dog house so he will have shelter for the upcoming contruction project and winter. So as the weather is steamy hot and we are attempting to cool off on the nice stone patio, we have come to realize how lucky us cats are. That big floppy doopy dog is super HOT in that long coat (the owners keep saying they are so happy he isn't in the house); well duh, the house should be for us cats and us cats only!! (Now to convince our owners of that.)