Meow...

Yes, it is us again. Bad news, no one came forward and bought the dumb dog...here we thought we could at least have the wool pulled over someone's eyes.

A lot has happened lately with the dumb mutt. First of all,have we ever told you how irrating it is that he comes and steals our mice and birds we so skillfully hunt? Have we ever told you that he comes up to the house attempting to impress our owners with his kill of the day? (duh you nitwit...the lady of the house HATES opposums - dead OR alive; in fact she HATES them soo much that she will make sure they are dead by shooting it before she goes to bury it in the stream or wood chuck hole in the back.)

Well, thankfully the owners have seen that they NEED to cage him up at night; which means we get the RUN of the property then. He whines and looks like he is going to cry as he is taken to his pen with a rather HUGE house, oh we just sit back feeling sorry for him and start our party.

The goof ball thinks that he is part cat also:

Not only does he chase us everywhere, but he jumps on our rather small house and eats our food. We know that he would have rather been a cat, I mean who wouldn't want to be a cat...really? We just kindly remind him daily he was born a dog...ha ha ha.

This past Sept. he got hot spots, boy did he stink and he was grouchy!! YUK! He came back from the vets looking rather funny, since he had to get shaved in those areas that caused such a stink. So a change of food was done and then he decided he liked the vets so much that a couple of weeks ago he went ahead and got himself infested with mange. How in the world could nitwit do that you ask? Well, he thinks he owns this ranch and walks where ever he likes...rubs up against trees and in tall grass where a fox with mange has been and BINGO he has mange. We don't even want to think how much that vet bill was, but we will tell you that without his tab at the vets we could be eating some mighty fine fish and tasty treats.

One more thing, have we ever told you that the nitwit doesn't know how to wag, yes we said WAG his tail? No, he can't wag the tail...ready for this...he circles his tail. Yep, you got it...his tail goes in circles like a clock when he is suppose to be wagging it back and forth.

So, who wouldn't want a cute dimwit dog. He doesn't have mange any longer, no hot spots and can get himself in positions that he wonders how he got there...but hey he can be somewhat cute depending on your taste...any takers??